The stink of moldy books.

Does anybody read anymore? 'Cause I sure as shit don't.

Onward, Christian Soldiers! (To the movie section that is!).

Scary Movie 4
Quick, try and remember what happened in the last 3! Gotcha!

Shining Moment:
Leslie Neilsen is in it.

Sucking Moment:
So are his boobs.

Slither:
Slugs AND zombies. The director is marking out a whole new territory in filmmaking (by spraying piss and shit everywhere, just like lions!).

Shining Moment:
Some of the best gooey explosions since that time my friend, Poul, spent all day watching porn at my parents house.

Sucking Moment:
A schlock B-grade horror film from a former Troma director that has no visible boobs? I call shenanigans!

Lucky Number Slevin:
Is a stupid name for a movie (or a baby).

Shining Moment:
It has a robot in it.

Sucking Moment:
The robot is Josh Hartnett (Zing!).

Well, that's all for now cause I'm getting drunk.