Wednesday, July 05, 2006

The Music Post: Or "Everything Old is New Again...and Crappy."

Will this be the year that popular music takes me back into their sweet loving arms?

What do you friggin' think?

Red Hot Chili Dogs, Stadium Arcadium
Now I can appreciate a band who doesn't give a shit about putting the same album out every few years. That's the reason I bought it in the first place!

Pearl Jam, Pearl Jam (Subtitled: Pearl Jam)
These up and comers sound much like this band I used to like. Except with throat cancer.

Nelly Furtado, Loose
Didn't she just have a baby? Oh... I'm not doing that joke.

Busta Rhymes, The Big Bang
Christian Scientist have been up in arms about this album, stating "Jehovah" this, and "Jericho" that. Oh wait, he probably means something about sex. Well, either way, I bet Christians are pretty upset.

Shakira, Oral Fixation Vol II
Huh Huh, huh...heh.

Nickelback, All The Right Reasons
Money? Yeah, it's probably money. Oops, sorry. Money-eaghhhhh!

Pussycat Dolls, PCD
The album is named after the strange new venereal disease you can get by sleeping with the members of the pussycat dolls. Get tested.

James Blunt, Back to Bedlam
Bedlam. That's just what I think of when I think of James Blunt.

Nick Lachey, What's Left of Me
Dude, you suck.

Toby Keith, White Trash with Money
At least he's honest. And Gay.

My favourite song on the Pearl Jam album is the one that sounds like U2. And that's saying something.

It is saying that U2 sounds better than Pearl Jam.

So there.


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