Sunday, August 21, 2005

I'm smiling next to you in silent lucidity.

Just to clarify.

Did you know that my girlfriend says the craziest shit when she is half-asleep?

For your benefit (and also because I hate to not document for myself an exchange this priceless) here is the exchange that occurred this evening around midnight as I am crawling into bed:

"Good night, honey" I said.

"Night" she mutters.

"Can I get a kiss?"

"Do you have anything on your lips?"

"What?" I said confusedly, "No."

"Oh yeah, you do..." she says angrily and begins to snore.

My love for her is like a fountain that is replenished daily with brand new crazy-ass shit.


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